so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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