Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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