Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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