porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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