please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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