I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
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I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Couch. On fire.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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