Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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