Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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