I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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