i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
The uberlube is also flammable
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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