are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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