You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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