its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
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