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(248): View more from Michigan

Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you

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(310): View more from California

u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot

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(905): View more from Ontario

You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..

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(317): View more from Indiana

Did we kick in my basement door last night?

(708): View more from Illinois

Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.

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