1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
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I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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