I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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