I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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