I love black thongs
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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