But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My room smells like vodka and shame
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
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in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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