Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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