Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
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Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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