I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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