Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
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How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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