Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Boobs are out for the taking
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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