we're blogging at a bar
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I wish i was in the wii world.
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how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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