Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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