That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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