I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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