I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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