i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
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girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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