NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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