You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
At least life still wants to fuck me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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