did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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