Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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