from now on my penis is your penis
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
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Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
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Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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