Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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