i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Don't EVER smell your tampon
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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