Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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