Pregnant stripper...not hot.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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