if you like me you must not know who I am
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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