Me too!
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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