Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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