This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
