Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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