You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He did a backflip because drugs
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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