it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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