i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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