the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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