No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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