Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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