Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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