I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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