so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I party with great urgency now.
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