I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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