You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
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side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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