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her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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