We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
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Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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