I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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