have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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