I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
that is very illegal...i love you.
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