just tell him i said nine months
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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