it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
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Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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