I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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