I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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