yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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