: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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