did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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